May 2012
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A Belated Update
But Peach’s neck is going well and she fully recovered fro surgery. It hasn’t stopped her drunken rampages.
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DRUNK PEACH: Part 3
schokoladenkuchen:
HEY WINNIE, WHAT’S UP?
NICE HONEYPOT. HEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT RAIKOU? FRICKING PEACH…
SWEET JESUS MARY JOSEPH LOOK OUT WINNIE!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PEACH!
OH MY GOD, WINNIE…. PEACH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
STOP TRYING TO REAP THE BENEFITS OF ANOTHER DEAD BODY.
MARIO WON’T BE ABLE TO BREAK YOU OUT OF PRISON YOU KNOW.
SOMEONE ARREST THIS BITCH.
WINNIE THE POOH...
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DRUNK PEACH: Part 2
schokoladenkuchen:
OH HEY RAIKOU, HOW ARE YOU?
JUST HANGING OUT, BEING AWESOME? HEY IS THAT…
WAIT… PEACH… WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?
SWEET JEHOVAH’S WITNESS, YOU’VE HIT RAIKOU!
WHY ARE YOU STILL DRIVING YOU DRUNK SLUT? SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!
HOLY CRAP YOU JUST KILLED SOMEONE. WHAT THE HELL PEACH??
YOUR GOLD COIN DOESN’T JUSTIFY A...
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DRUNK PEACH: Part 1
schokoladenkuchen:
HEY PEACH. YOU CAN’T DRIVE. YOU’RE DRUNK.
HEY PEACH, GET OFF THOSE CHOPSTICKS!
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE YOU STUPID SLUT.
CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF, PEACH!
YOU DUMB BITCH.
WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN PEACH?
February 2012
9 posts
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Sashimi: Drunk Peach: Part 4 →
schokoladenkuchen:
HEY PEACH, I SEE YOU’RE ABIDING TO THE ROAD RULES. THAT’S GOOD!
OKAY PEACH, WATCH IT NOW…
HOLY SHIT PEACH!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEACH!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
PEACH, YOU DUMB SLUT, YOU JUST RAN IN TO SOMEONE… NO DON’T KEEP GOING!
FOR HEAVENS SAKE, PEACH YOU…
Sashimi: Another report of Drunk Peach! →
schokoladenkuchen:
“Fucking Peach, man. I was driving yesterday, and I looked in my rear-view mirror and saw this hotted-up pink convertible like, swerving all over the road. It was all sorts of fucked up, too—the front bumper was scraping on the ground, the headlights were smashed, and the driver’s side door was…
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“Esther:
OMW
KATE
DUDE
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
LOLOLOL
OKay
So
you know how...”
– Two concerned friends of Peach
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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What if?
Peach didn’t have opposable thumbs? How would she drink then?
January 2012
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Dear Diary,
She’s done it again.
Another $20 out of my wallet. A plumber can only make so much money! I don’t understand… why does she do this to us? Why can’t she just ask me for money instead of take it? Surely a princess would have some sort of financial stability! Dumb slut probably spent it all on crack. I swear to god, if I get another phone call from the police…
And not...
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Henfjkkko dsu I ds Pegcgn. Yoer secdggy.
Fucks sake Peach, I haven’t even had the chance to log out yet!
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Dear Diary,
Today was yet another terrible day in the world of Drunk Peach. I came home to find her passed out on the couch again; not an irregular occurance (I’m beginning to think perhaps she should just move into the lounge, it’s as far as she ever makes it). Once again though she had covered the leather couch in vomit.
I swear to god, it gets harder every day to look after her. We’ve...
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